Johnny America

 

Non-Fiction

Amish Missed Connections
by ( April 4th, 2014 )

Pop­si­cle Stick Joke First Drafts
by ( June 17th, 2011 )

How to Buy a House
by ( March 13th, 2009 )

Things to Con­sid­er Be­fore Wak­ing a Sleep­ing Bear
by ( February 1st, 2009 )

The Thing About Elephants
by ( November 17th, 2008 )

In Re­cent News…
by ( October 13th, 2008 )

Three Night­mares
by ( October 31st, 2007 )

Ex­pi­ra­tion
by ( June 17th, 2007 )

In­gre­di­ents In Many Brand Name Tooth­pastes that Could Be Trendy Ba­by Names
by ( January 25th, 2007 )

Sat­ur­day Night Live
by ( June 16th, 2006 )

Ad­ven­tures with My Room­mate: My­Space Man, Part I
by ( May 11th, 2006 )

Ad­ven­tures With My Room­mate: My­Space Man, Part II
by ( May 11th, 2006 )

Ad­ven­tures With My Room­mate: My­Space Man, Part III
by ( May 11th, 2006 )

Plan X
by ( May 3rd, 2006 )

John­ny Amer­i­ca Rec­om­mends St. Patrick­’s Day Products
by ( March 11th, 2006 )

To­ward a So­ci­ol­o­gy of the Sport Spec­ta­tor: A Rare and Patent­ed Ar­gu­ment (Part Three of Three)
by ( February 5th, 2006 )

To­ward a So­ci­ol­o­gy of the Sport Spec­ta­tor: A Rare and Patent­ed Ar­gu­ment (Part Two of Three)
by ( February 3rd, 2006 )

To­ward a So­ci­ol­o­gy of the Sport Spec­ta­tor: A Rare and Patent­ed Ar­gu­ment (Part One of Three)
by ( February 1st, 2006 )

John­ny Amer­i­ca’s Hol­i­day Gift Ideas
by ( December 19th, 2005 )

Ad­ven­tures with My Room­mate: Christmas
by ( December 8th, 2005 )

Ac­cept­able Rea­sons that Aaron Grill Might Pro­vide for Blow­ing Me Off Last Night
by ( November 15th, 2005 )

Meth­ods My Room­mate Patrick Giroux Us­es to Psy­cho­log­i­cal­ly Tor­ture Me
by ( November 15th, 2005 )

But What Are You So Afraid Of?
by ( November 1st, 2005 )

th Day">The 7th Day
by ( October 19th, 2005 )

Re­bound and Bound We Go
by ( September 6th, 2005 )

Dal­las Underground
by ( September 1st, 2005 )

Where The Voice Begins
by ( August 20th, 2005 )

Things Jay Hol­ley Left in my Home af­ter Vis­it­ing for Two Days
by ( August 8th, 2005 )

Why I Hate My Room­mate’s Pet Dog
by ( March 11th, 2005 )

Ques­tions Writ­ers of the S.A.T. Might Ask Them­selves While Pon­der­ing the 2004 Acad­e­my Awards Act­ing Nominees
by ( February 21st, 2005 )

Thoughts while in Ted­dy Wick­lund’s Chair of Dentistry
by ( February 14th, 2005 )

Sassy T.‘s Hy­giene Corner
by ( January 14th, 2005 )

The Worst Gift I Re­ceived This Year
by ( December 29th, 2004 )

When I Draw Maps
by ( November 15th, 2004 )

De­f­i­n­i­tion: Hobosexual
by ( September 15th, 2004 )

Some Beds I’ve Slept In, Part Two
by ( September 11th, 2004 )

To Some of the Men I Buy Cof­fee from in the Mornings
by ( August 30th, 2004 )

Aaron Grill: An Ab­bre­vi­at­ed Biography
by ( August 21st, 2004 )

Some Beds I’ve Slept In, Part One
by ( August 19th, 2004 )

Sui­cide Girls Bur­lesque Show
by ( July 31st, 2004 )

Ron
by ( July 28th, 2004 )

So You’re Play­ing G‑Unit Again?
by ( February 26th, 2004 )

AOL In­stant Mes­sen­ger Con­ver­sa­tion: Sum­mer Plans
by ( February 20th, 2004 )

Ac­tu­al Tran­script of my Con­ver­sa­tion with a New Em­ploy­ee, on His First Day of Work
by ( January 21st, 2004 )

Packin From Age Zero
by ( December 4th, 2003 )

A Rig­or­ous Analy­sis of The Alphabet
by ( October 21st, 2003 )

Mag­dale­na Vega
by ( October 7th, 2003 )

Hap­py Boy Margarine
by ( July 20th, 2003 )

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