Non-Fiction
Amish Missed Connections
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Popsicle Stick Joke First Drafts
by Bryan BERREY ( June 17th, 2011 )
How to Buy a House
by C. L. BLEDSOE ( March 13th, 2009 )
Things to Consider Before Waking a Sleeping Bear
by David HOLUB ( February 1st, 2009 )
The Thing About Elephants
by Ben SEGAL ( November 17th, 2008 )
In Recent News…
by Eli S. EVANS ( October 13th, 2008 )
Three Nightmares
by Hosho McCREESH ( October 31st, 2007 )
Expiration
by Jennifer CURTIS ( June 17th, 2007 )
Ingredients In Many Brand Name Toothpastes that Could Be Trendy Baby Names
by Nick OSTDICK ( January 25th, 2007 )
Saturday Night Live
by Jay HOLLEY ( June 16th, 2006 )
Adventures with My Roommate: MySpace Man, Part I
by Detgen WARDLE ( May 11th, 2006 )
Adventures With My Roommate: MySpace Man, Part II
by Detgen WARDLE ( May 11th, 2006 )
Adventures With My Roommate: MySpace Man, Part III
by Detgen WARDLE ( May 11th, 2006 )
Plan X
by Writer X ( May 3rd, 2006 )
Johnny America Recommends St. Patrick’s Day Products
by Emily LAWTON ( March 11th, 2006 )
Toward a Sociology of the Sport Spectator: A Rare and Patented Argument (Part Three of Three)
by Eli S. EVANS ( February 5th, 2006 )
Toward a Sociology of the Sport Spectator: A Rare and Patented Argument (Part Two of Three)
by Eli S. EVANS ( February 3rd, 2006 )
Toward a Sociology of the Sport Spectator: A Rare and Patented Argument (Part One of Three)
by Eli S. EVANS ( February 1st, 2006 )
Johnny America’s Holiday Gift Ideas
by Emily LAWTON ( December 19th, 2005 )
Adventures with My Roommate: Christmas
by Detgen WARDLE ( December 8th, 2005 )
Acceptable Reasons that Aaron Grill Might Provide for Blowing Me Off Last Night
by Emily LAWTON ( November 15th, 2005 )
Methods My Roommate Patrick Giroux Uses to Psychologically Torture Me
by Jay HOLLEY ( November 15th, 2005 )
But What Are You So Afraid Of?
by Eli S. EVANS ( November 1st, 2005 )
th Day">The 7th Day
by Sara RICH ( October 19th, 2005 )
Rebound and Bound We Go
by Mike CALAHAN ( September 6th, 2005 )
Dallas Underground
by Shawn LIVENGOOD ( September 1st, 2005 )
Where The Voice Begins
by Eli S. EVANS ( August 20th, 2005 )
Things Jay Holley Left in my Home after Visiting for Two Days
by Emily LAWTON ( August 8th, 2005 )
Why I Hate My Roommate’s Pet Dog
by Jay HOLLEY ( March 11th, 2005 )
Questions Writers of the S.A.T. Might Ask Themselves While Pondering the 2004 Academy Awards Acting Nominees
by Jay HOLLEY ( February 21st, 2005 )
Thoughts while in Teddy Wicklund’s Chair of Dentistry
by Ian SPIRIDIGLIOZZI ( February 14th, 2005 )
Sassy T.‘s Hygiene Corner
by Sassy T. ( January 14th, 2005 )
The Worst Gift I Received This Year
by Emily LAWTON ( December 29th, 2004 )
When I Draw Maps
by J. Tyler BLUE ( November 15th, 2004 )
Definition: Hobosexual
by Emily LAWTON ( September 15th, 2004 )
Some Beds I’ve Slept In, Part Two
by Derek GRAY ( September 11th, 2004 )
To Some of the Men I Buy Coffee from in the Mornings
by Emily LAWTON ( August 30th, 2004 )
Aaron Grill: An Abbreviated Biography
by Jay HOLLEY ( August 21st, 2004 )
Some Beds I’ve Slept In, Part One
by Derek GRAY ( August 19th, 2004 )
Suicide Girls Burlesque Show
by Jay HOLLEY ( July 31st, 2004 )
Ron
by Jay HOLLEY ( July 28th, 2004 )
So You’re Playing G‑Unit Again?
by Scott WILKINSON ( February 26th, 2004 )
AOL Instant Messenger Conversation: Summer Plans
by Jay HOLLEY ( February 20th, 2004 )
Actual Transcript of my Conversation with a New Employee, on His First Day of Work
by Emily LAWTON ( January 21st, 2004 )
Packin From Age Zero
by Jay HOLLEY ( December 4th, 2003 )
A Rigorous Analysis of The Alphabet
by Derek GRAY ( October 21st, 2003 )
Magdalena Vega
by Jay HOLLEY ( October 7th, 2003 )
Happy Boy Margarine
by Eliza GREEN ( July 20th, 2003 )