AOL Instant Messenger Conversation: Summer Plans

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JJH: I do have big plans this summer — I’m going to spend many hours watching television and soaking up conditioned air.

EGL: That is big plans.

JJH: My ambition for this endeavor is nearly limitless.

EGL: I believe it. I stand behind you 100 percent.

JJH: You cannot stand behind me! I will be sitting on the couch.

EGL: I will move it away from the wall ever so slightly. You won’t even know I’m there.

JJH: Don’t put your hand there — you’re engaged!

EGL: I was looking for a Starburst you dropped.

Filed under Non-Fiction on February 20th, 2004