Actual Transcript of my Conversation with a New Employee, on His First Day of Work
New Guy: Hi.
Me: Hello.
New Guy: What’s that smell?
Me: I have no idea.
New Guy: Ah.
Me: Someone’s lunch, I’m guessing?
New Guy: Yeah, but what?
[ pause ]
New Guy: See ya!
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