Johnny America


Ac­tu­al Tran­script of my Con­ver­sa­tion with a New Em­ploy­ee, on His First Day of Work


New Guy: Hi.

Me: Hel­lo.

New Guy: What’s that smell?

Me: I have no idea.

New Guy: Ah.

Me: Some­one’s lunch, I’m guessing?

New Guy: Yeah, but what?

[ pause ]

New Guy: See ya!

Filed under Non-Fiction on January 21st, 2004

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