Emily LAWTON
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Two Letters
( Filed under Letters on May 14th, 2011 )
Talking about Maybe
( Filed under Fiction on October 24th, 2007 )
Japanese Personal Ads Whose Questionable English Makes Me Doubt their Supposed Origins, # 2
( Filed under Commentary on May 30th, 2007 )
Japanese Personal Ads Whose Questionable English Makes Me Doubt their Supposed Origins, # 1
( Filed under Commentary on May 10th, 2007 )
What You Do When You’re Not Doing This
( Filed under Fiction on March 13th, 2007 )
Flour Moth/Luna Moth
( Filed under Fiction on October 26th, 2006 )
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Review: Fred Bassett comic from the October 23rd Kansas City Star
( Filed under Comics on October 23rd, 2006 )
Fulci’s Bakery
( Filed under Fiction&Zombies, of or Relating to on July 15th, 2006 )
In the News # 3
( Filed under Dispatches on May 10th, 2006 )
In the News Again
( Filed under Dispatches on May 2nd, 2006 )
Johnny America Recommends St. Patrick’s Day Products
( Filed under Non-Fiction on March 11th, 2006 )
Elements of Destruction
( Filed under Fiction on February 14th, 2006 )
Help Around the House
( Filed under Fiction on December 29th, 2005 )
Johnny America’s Holiday Gift Ideas
( Filed under Non-Fiction on December 19th, 2005 )
Acceptable Reasons that Aaron Grill Might Provide for Blowing Me Off Last Night
( Filed under Non-Fiction on November 15th, 2005 )
The Hours Before Morning
( Filed under Fiction on November 4th, 2005 )
Documentary History
( Filed under Fiction on September 29th, 2005 )
What’s on? Shop at Home Network
( Filed under Commentary on September 10th, 2005 )
Review: Burger King Chicken Fries
( Filed under Food on September 9th, 2005 )
Things Jay Holley Left in my Home after Visiting for Two Days
( Filed under Non-Fiction on August 8th, 2005 )
Dialed Calls
( Filed under Fiction on August 1st, 2005 )
Truth in Advertising
( Filed under Fiction on July 11th, 2005 )
In the News
( Filed under Dispatches on June 7th, 2005 )
What’s on? Home Shopping Network
( Filed under Commentary on May 30th, 2005 )
Personal Gifts
( Filed under Fiction on May 6th, 2005 )
It was Extraordinarily Human
( Filed under Fiction on April 11th, 2005 )
Golden Venture
( Filed under Fiction on February 22nd, 2005 )
Another Perspective: Magic
( Filed under Commentary on January 14th, 2005 )
The Worst Gift I Received This Year
( Filed under Non-Fiction on December 29th, 2004 )
Book Review: The Missing Rock Star Caper by R. Parker McVey
( Filed under Books on November 21st, 2004 )
Definition: Hobosexual
( Filed under Non-Fiction on September 15th, 2004 )
To Some of the Men I Buy Coffee from in the Mornings
( Filed under Non-Fiction on August 30th, 2004 )
The Truth About Death
( Filed under Letters on August 12th, 2004 )
Comments on New York City Subway Advertising
( Filed under Commentary on August 12th, 2004 )
KFC Dale, Jr. Collectible Bucket
( Filed under Dispatches on June 28th, 2004 )
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Review: Real Life Adventures comic from the May 24th New York Post
( Filed under Fiction on May 24th, 2004 )
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Review: Dennis the Menace Comic from the April 28th New York Post
( Filed under Comics on April 29th, 2004 )
Another Perspective: Drinking at Work
( Filed under Commentary on March 8th, 2004 )
Playing Hooky
( Filed under Fiction on February 19th, 2004 )
Animal in Man
( Filed under Fiction on February 4th, 2004 )
Conversation Overheard on #1 Subway Train, as Result of Announcement “There is Another Train Directly Behind This One,” During a Crowded Time
( Filed under Dispatches on January 22nd, 2004 )
Actual Transcript of my Conversation with a New Employee, on His First Day of Work
( Filed under Non-Fiction on January 21st, 2004 )
Four Additional Letters
( Filed under Letters on December 30th, 2003 )
The Day of the Candy Shower
( Filed under Fiction on December 11th, 2003 )
Four Letters
( Filed under Letters on November 20th, 2003 )
Excerpt from my Novel, Currently Titled Skillet Blow to the Head
( Filed under Fiction on November 14th, 2003 )
Last Paragraph of Unwritten Novel of the Contemporary Ironic Self-Aware Type
( Filed under Fiction on September 23rd, 2003 )
Some Nicknames I Have Been Called at Work, in Approximate Descending Order of Frequency
( Filed under Dispatches on August 5th, 2003 )
My Top 10 NYC Bars, in Approximate Ascending Order
( Filed under Drinking on July 9th, 2003 )