Johnny America


The Worst Gift I Re­ceived This Year


I urge all to keep in mind: in the giv­ing of gifts, cash mon­ey or gift cer­tifi­cates are al­ways ap­pre­ci­at­ed. Small stuffed bears in ex­tra­or­di­nar­i­ly ug­ly mugs are not.

Filed under Non-Fiction on December 29th, 2004

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Anonymous wrote:

i know the feel­ing it sucks man, knit­ted jumpers with stu­pid christ­mas char­ac­ters sewn on, omg what were they thinking?!

Anonymous wrote:

omg how could you hate tht tiny bear, all he needs is a lit­tle love,
peace out dude

Emily Lawton wrote:

If you want to give him that love, I’ll glad­ly give him to you. Mug included.

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