Johnny America


Pop­si­cle Stick Joke First Drafts


Q: What’s blue, wet, and howls at the moon?

A: A flood hound! Al­so, he’s blue.

Q: What do they use to take cows from one farm to a new farm, af­ter an axe mur­der­er sneaks on­to the old farm, kills the farmer, and then makes a neck­lace out of his teeth?

A: A mooooooov­ing van!

Q: What time is it when some­one dies in an emp­ty ice cream truck?

A: Time to get more ice cream!

Q: What did the pig give his cousin on his birthday?

A: A ham ra­dio and syphilis.

Filed under Non-Fiction on June 17th, 2011

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