Lunchables Reviewed: Chicken Dunks
I’d spent most of the morning working on a chromed-out 1992 Honda Accord, replacing an oxygen sensor here and a spark plug there while daydreaming about the Lunchables “Chicken Dunks” snack pack cowering in the shop refrigerator, cowering in fear of its impending torment between my gnashing teeth. The nugget-shaped patties were bland and slightly moist, a felonious farce of what a real nugget should be (crisply, delicious, masculine). As I dipped the ’nuggs in the starch-enhanced ketchup, I imagined the ketchup alternately as blood and lava, a torture dunk for sins against Nuggetdom. The two double-stuffed Oreos, with a coffee chaser, rounded out an overall enjoyable snack.
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