I am a man. I am strong. Here is a picture of me lifting weights to illustrate strength. Here is a picture of me punching a punch bag, again, strength. I am active. Here is a picture of me playing football to illustrate activity. Here is another picture of me playing football, same. I am successful. Here is a picture of me in an expensive suit in the lobby of an expensive hotel to illustrate success. Here is a picture of me in a pair of branded sunglasses behind the wheel of a large sports car to illustrate further success. I am a nice guy. Here is a picture of me with my arm around my smiling mother to illustrate the point. Here is a picture of me scratching a large dog behind the ears to illustrate the point. I have other qualities. Here is a picture of me riding a large motorcycle to suggest both power and control. Here is a picture of me hanging off the side of a mountain to suggest both courage and adventure. And there’s more. Here is a picture of me throwing myself out of a plane to prove that I am both fun and interesting. Here is a picture of me surrounded by other men watching sports in a sports bar to prove that I am both popular and a regular guy. Yes, that’s me there, in the thick of it, with a beer in my hand and a smirk on my face, are you getting it yet? I am a man. I am a busy man. I won’t read your profile but I will look at your pictures. I like women and I like to have sex but I don’t have time for all that other stuff.
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