Johnny America

 

The Rab­bit’s Foot

by

Illustration of a rabbit, looking at a rabbit's foot.

His fa­ther had giv­en it to him.

Odd­ly enough on an East­er Sun­day — and he, still a boy who be­lieved in noc­tur­nal can­dy de­liv­er­ies by long-eared ro­dents who were clos­et con­fec­tion­ers. On that morn­ing he had come to ex­pect choco­late bun­nies and eggs with chewy marsh­mal­low yolks, not the sev­ered foot of an in­no­cent back­yard hopper.

It was white with the stump end en­cased in a gold cap with a gold bead­ed chain. His fa­ther hand­ed it to him lat­er in that hol­i­day af­ter­noon af­ter the young boy had re­cov­ered from his sug­ar-in­duced nap. Whether it was meant as a gift sin­cere or as an iron­ic state­ment of all things East­er was nev­er de­ter­mined, but his fa­ther did add an edit­ed ex­pla­na­tion of the foot’s pur­pose and mythol­o­gy: it will bring luck.

Even at that ten­der age the boy thought, not so lucky for the rabbit.

That night the boy dreamed of a sum­mer mead­ow, flower-freck­led, and full of rab­bits lunch­ing on Nature’s sal­ad of leaves and grass­es. With the zoom lens that dreams of­ten come with he could see that every rab­bit had a cane or a crutch. One had a walk­er like his grand­fa­ther used. Some were so ill-fat­ed as to have mul­ti­ple in­juries and were pushed about in wheel­chairs by ground­hog attendants.

The dream dis­turbed the boy awake. That dawn the rabbit’s foot went deep in­to a dress­er draw­er to re­main un­seen for suc­ceed­ing years.

Found again there while look­ing for some­thing else. Held in hand and re­mem­bered. He sees how the chain can be un­snapped. En­ter­ing now the age of the teens he is struck by the idea that this could be thought of as cool by his peers so he hung the foot from a belt loop where it could dan­gle with ease or hide tucked in­to a jean pocket.

There it re­mained, a tal­is­man, an amulet— sel­dom thought of and yet its pres­ence known.

At fif­teen he called up­on its pow­er. While ask­ing a girl out for the first time, it was out of his pock­et hid­den be­neath the cafe­te­ria ta­ble where he stroked its fur with his thumb dur­ing the pos­ing of his ques­tion. She said yes.

But he nev­er at­trib­uted her an­swer to the foot’s sup­posed mag­ic. So once again the foot slipped in­to ob­scu­ri­ty, tucked in the shad­ows of closed draw­ers and cup­board boxes. 

Yet once again to aid ro­mance, in his twen­ty-third year he called up­on the foot’s ser­vice. Search­ing for it and once find­ing it, car­ry­ing it in his suit pock­et as he dropped to his knee be­fore a dif­fer­ent girl to ask a weight­i­er ques­tion. She said yes. And he car­ried it again in his tuxe­do pock­et on their wed­ding day, as in­sur­ance against last-minute doubts.

Then it was al­ways with him, more out of habit than with belief.

One night, af­ter the clocks had fall­en back and the roads got dark ear­li­er, he was on his way home from work on a small state high­way when he saw a car ap­proach­ing on a per­pen­dic­u­lar coun­try road at full run­ning speed. He had the right of way. She ran the stop sign.

The air bags de­ployed. Both cars were to­taled. The rabbit’s foot swung like a pen­du­lum on his key ring as he walked away unscathed.

Years passed. Things were dis­cov­ered grow­ing in­side him that should not be. He em­braced the news with courage; mod­ern med­ical sci­ence some­times worked mir­a­cles. The so­lu­tion was surgery.

He held the foot while he was prepped. He held it as he was wheeled be­neath the too-bright lights. He held it while he count­ed back­wards. He got to ninety-two.

Then the nurse took the un­san­i­tary rabbit’s foot from his re­lax­ing hand.

Filed under Fiction on April 7th, 2023

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