Johnny America

It’s Not Re­al­ly About the Plums

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This is just to say…
I have eat­en
the plums
that were in
the ice­box
and which
you were prob­a­bly
sav­ing
for break­fast
For­give me
they were de­li­cious
so sweet
and so cold

(William Car­los Williams)

…

This is just to say…
I had poi­soned
the plums
that were in
the ice­box
and which
you prob­a­bly
stole
and ate
For­give me
But you al­ways knew I was
not so sweet
and so cold

(re­sponse to William Car­los Williams)

…

This is just to say…
I have sought
med­ical
at­ten­tion
with the doc­tor
who
you prob­a­bly
paid off
and slept with
For­give me
but it was the right time
for me to meet
that sweet sweet man

(re­sponse to re­sponse to WCW)

…

This is just to say…
I have left
with
all my
things
and which
were prob­a­bly
your things
too
For­give me
they are mine now
mine
so mine.

(re­sponse to re­sponse to re­sponse to WCW)

…

This is just to say…
I have tak­en
ap­pro­pri­ate mea­sures
for my
poi­son­ing
and the cheat­ing with which
you prob­a­bly
thought you could
get away
For­give me
Dr. Ronald will nev­er be the same
nev­er as sweet
a lit­tle more cold

(re­sponse to re­sponse to re­sponse to re­sponse to WCW)

…

This is just to say…
I for­give you
for the plums
from the ice­box
that you ate
let’s just
put the
past
be­hind us
if you don’t
press charges
I promise you’ll nev­er have to
see Dr. Ronald and me again.

(re­sponse to re­sponse to re­sponse to re­sponse to re­sponse to WCW)

Filed under Fiction on March 18th, 2009

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Reader Comments

tyler wrote:

this is tremen­dous. truly.

Anonymous wrote:

This made me so hap­py read­ing it — not deliri­ouis­ly hap­py, not as hap­py as lis­ten­ing to William Shat­ner do Com­mon Peo­ple, but right up there.

Sonja wrote:

This is quite funny.

Dmitry P. wrote:

This is re­al­ly re­al­ly clever and very fun­ny. At the end of a very long day — this, tru­ly, was the bright spot.

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