by Johnny AMERICA

• “why do peo­ple hate pigeons”
• “my sis­ter looked at my crotch”
• “my fa­ther had a huge hardon”
• “my dog kills chickens”
• “crazy lips; movies”

Filed under How You Might've Found Johnny America on July 1st, 2004

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