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Just Ask James: Ruthenium



What is the atom­ic weight of Ruthe­ni­um, and how can it help me get chicks?


Dear Zach,

Just tell her that some­times you feel like Ruthe­ni­um and that you have been at­tacked by halo­gens, hy­drox­ides and are ready to ox­i­dize your­self explosively.


Filed under Just Ask James on January 22nd, 2005

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