How You Might’ve Found Johnny America #53: Summer, 2019
- We wonder —and admittedly worry a fair bit too — what the person searching for the phrase, “It’s not gay if it’s a cat,” on Bing was trying to assure themselves of. Did they casually jest that their roommate’s tomcat would look handsome with a bedazzled pink collar, for example, or are they seriously researching the psychosexual mores of trans-species homosexual relations? Here’s hoping for the former.
- “bang bang yer dead” — is as far as we can tell a phrase that has never been written on our little web site, but who ever knows why Google’s algorithms send visitors our way? Certainly not us and we’re guessing not Google either.
- “the secret life of cheese” could be an equally great title for a biography about David Hasselhoff or non-fiction work on Gouda, our perhaps better yet a tome about Mascrapone by Mr. Hasselhoff himself. Because the Internet, as the kids today say. Let us cross our electronic fingers.
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