Daily Deformations

by Bryan CRUMPLEY

Filed under Commentary on January 2nd, 2015

Monday: The world would be a better place without me in it.
Tuesday: My presence is a burdensome imposition.
Wednesday: I am exasperating.
Thursday: Decisions affecting my life are none of my business.
Friday: My romantic attention is an affront.
Saturday: I am unlovable.
Sunday: People think I am worse than useless.