by Johnny AMERICA

• Brows­ing through our serv­er log’s ‘Re­fer­ring Sites’ list, we were sur­prised to see an uptick in Russ­ian pros­ti­tu­tion and “match-mak­ing” sites send­ing vis­i­tors to our way. Our sym­pa­thies lie with the lais­sez-faire and lib­er­tine, ad­mit­ted­ly, so all we ask of our new Russkiy friends is that they Пожалуйста, воздержитесь от мастурбации на нашем сайте!
• As usu­al, al­most four per­cent of vis­i­tors found us look­ing for “han­dle­bar mous­tache jokes.” We do not un­der­stand the world’s fas­ci­na­tion with han­dle­bar mous­tach­es and jokes re­gard­ing them, but we’re hap­py to wel­come the traffic.
• Our analy­sis shows that the search terms, “Ca­jun sexy,” “sexy Ca­jun,” and “booty Ca­jun,” have de­clined in pop­u­lar­i­ty, while “dog vagi­na,” “dog’s vagi­na,” “vagi­na dog,” and “KFC Dale Earn­hardt Jr. Col­lectible Buck­et,” are in­creas­ing­ly popular.

Filed under How You Might've Found Johnny America on December 9th, 2011

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