How You Might’ve Found Johnny America #46: March, 2010
- The economy’s rough, but we didn’t realize so many people were hitting the bottle. Twenty-nine searchers found us by seeking “Letter to my liver,” “dear liver,” and other “my poor liver” variations. Take some milk thistle supplement and take it easy.
- Only four searchers found us while looking for “insect porn,” which is refreshing.
- One hunter wondered, “how to organize a male bikini.” We’d share the answer if we knew, but sadly we fail to grasp the question.
- “What happens when you eat flour moths?” one Bing searcher questioned. They taste like regular moths — a little too sour and not enough crunch but, like wet socks, palatable when dipped in tempura batter and flash-fried.
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