Lottery Tickets Reviewed: Mother’s Day Doubler
by Mark BROWN
Cost: $1
Maximum prize: $5,000
Appeal: This one’s got heart. Scratch and reveal three like amounts, you win that amount, but scratch a pair and the word “MOM,” and the prize doubles. It’s like eating a slice of baked apple pie or snorkeling — both are fun to do without your mother, but made twice as good when she’s there in the diner, smiling, or laughing on the boat about the Pinktail Triggerfish that scared her half to death.
Fun: 7⁄10
Graphic Design: 5⁄10
Eroticism: 0⁄10
Overall value: 9⁄10
Filed under Lottery Tickets, Reviewed on April 15th, 2007
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