by Johnny AMERICA

April brought vis­i­tors look­ing for a to­tal of 1069 dis­tinct phras­es, al­most all of which were pruri­ent queries re­lat­ing to in­ces­tu­ous an­tics or hu­man-ca­nine ca­vort­ing. We list the most amus­ing be­low, or­dered from most ho­mo­sex­u­al to least.

• “gay can­ni­bals eat­ing fat boys stories”
• “you might just be gay”
• “how to tell if some­one is gay by look­ing at their rings”
• “mens sexy un­der­wear web pages”
• “what to ask your boyfriend try­ing to un­der­stand him”
• “i smelled moms hairy armpits”
• “how tall is ash­lee simpson?”
• “an­swers to ac­cu­sa­tions for moon”

Filed under How You Might've Found Johnny America on May 1st, 2005

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