Romance/Missing Persons: AT THE PUMP


You: virginal blonde, 18?, QuikTrip parking lot; low-rise jeans exposing thong as you stooped to pick up dropped bag of M&M’s before getting into your father’s Jaguar. Me: balding, pudgy and sweat-drenched but cute, 29, buying lad mags and bean burritos. Lunch?

Filed under Letters on January 22nd, 2004