Johnny America

 

Evan’s Lit­er­ary In­ter­ests At Age Thirteen

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Evan jerked the han­dle to knock off the rust that bound the two pieces of the latch. He lift­ed the cor­ru­gat­ed alu­minum door and saw a dad­dy long legs scur­ry to a hole be­tween two of the lime­stone blocks that lined the stair­way un­der­neath his grand­par­en­t’s farm­house. He’d seen a garter snake slip­ping its way across the packed earth floor when he was six, and sev­en years lat­er he was still ap­pre­hen­sive. His Grand­ma’d found a black­snake sleep­ing on the sun­ny side of the cu­cum­ber patch in the gar­den just last week. She al­ways car­ried a hoe with her, and used it to cleave the snake’s head from its trunk. With a dull clank Evan low­ered the door to the iron stop ham­mered in­to the ground.

He stepped down and lift­ed his hand to­ward the floor joists inch­es above. Soon he’d be able to touch them stand­ing-height, he thought — just an­oth­er year or two. His hand tore through a cob­web and he pulled it back with fear. He wished he’d swiped Jack­’s lighter from the se­cret pock­et in­side his back­pack. Jack did­n’t know he was on­to his smok­ing, and Evan knew he’d nev­er ask about the lighter since they’d made a blood pact when their dad died to nev­er touch cig­a­rettes. Evan jammed his right hand in­to his pock­et, the den­im pulling the flax­en thread off as he freed his hand from his Levis. He reached blind­ly again and felt dusty glass roll past his fin­ger­nails. He’d knocked the light swing­ing. He stood and wait­ed for its pen­du­lum arc to slow, then found the chain to switch it on.

It’d been since last sum­mer since he’d been in the cel­lar, when Jack showed him his trea­sure. That was prob­a­bly the last time any­body’d been in there, he fig­ured. Evan read the la­bels on the Ma­son jars of picked beets and cau­li­flower, penned in his Grand­ma’s shaky script; they were all at least five years old. His Grand­pa’s oak draft­ing ta­ble was in the cor­ner by a two-wheeled tri­cy­cle. Evan walked over to the desk and picked up one of the Bake­lite lead hold­ers. He pressed the re­lease but­ton and a rod of 2‑millimeter graphite slid out and fell to the floor. Evan slid open the glass door shield­ing a Ger­man-made com­pass. He pulled his shirt up and over his head so his bel­ly was ex­posed but the t‑shirt was still wrapped ’round his neck. He drew a few faint cir­cles on his tor­so then laid the com­pass on the ta­ble. The best in­stru­ment he owned, his Grad­pa’d told him.

Evan scanned the bot­tom row of shelves un­til he spot­ted the Charmin toi­let pa­per box. Its com­par­a­tive­ly dust-free cor­ners would’ve clued any care­ful ob­serv­er to his and Jack­’s pil­grim­ages the pre­vi­ous sum­mer. He slid the box from the shelf and plume of dirt waft­ed in­to the dank air. With dain­ty at­ten­tion Evan lift­ed the lay­ers of Read­er’s Di­gest Con­densed Books out of the box and stacked them in four small piles. Two hours, he thought — it’d take his fam­i­ly two hours to get to the In­di­anola Wal-Mart and back. Prob­a­bly an hour to shop on top of that, he gloat­ed, so clos­er to three. With the care of an ar­chae­ol­o­gist he peeled back the cov­er of the June ’66 is­sue, then flipped for the centerfold.

Filed under Fiction on November 26th, 2003

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