The Stink of Burning Mattress
To the fellows pictured above who put the fire out before it reached my apartment: I extend my thanks and regret regulations required you to turn down the chilled Oatmeal Stout I offered you.
To my downstairs neighbor: please acquire an ashtray — they’re inexpensive, or you could use a soda can in a pinch.
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