Johnny America


Res­i­dents of Antarctica

Pen­guin and Hu­man Alike

Are brave if mis­guid­ed crea­tures for choos­ing to live in an end­less win­ter hellscape of ice, wind, and despair.

Warm Soup

Is not enough to feed the soul, even if it is delicious.

Toasty Cig­a­rettes

Are rough on the lungs, and near­ly im­pos­si­ble to hold with pen­guine flippers. 


The Moon Rab­bit Drink­ing Club & Benev­o­lence So­ci­ety is pleased to of­fer any and all of our pub­li­ca­tions, gratis, to cur­rent res­i­dents of Antarctica.

Your Dis­count

Should be ap­plied au­to­mat­i­cal­ly up­on check­out when you en­ter your ice cold mail­ing ad­dress. But in case it is not— be­cause com­put­ers are fick­le— just en­ter the dis­count code ‘ANTARCTICA’ and let the dis­counts roll. 

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