Residents of Antarctica
Penguin and Human Alike
Are brave if misguided creatures for choosing to live in an endless winter hellscape of ice, wind, and despair.
Is not enough to feed the soul, even if it is delicious.
Are rough on the lungs, and nearly impossible to hold with penguine flippers.
The Moon Rabbit Drinking Club & Benevolence Society is pleased to offer any and all of our publications, gratis, to current residents of Antarctica.
Should be applied automatically upon checkout when you enter your ice cold mailing address. But in case it is not — because computers are fickle — just enter the discount code ‘ANTARCTICA’ and let the discounts roll.