Emily LAWTON

Items by

Two Letters
( 14 May, 2011 )

Talking about Maybe
( 24 October, 2007 )

Japanese Personal Ads Whose Questionable English Makes Me Doubt their Supposed Origins, # 2
( 30 May, 2007 )

Japanese Personal Ads Whose Questionable English Makes Me Doubt their Supposed Origins, # 1
( 10 May, 2007 )

What You Do When You’re Not Doing This
( 13 March, 2007 )

Flour Moth/Luna Moth
( 26 October, 2006 )

Johnny America Recommends: Halloween Costumes
( 23 October, 2006 )

Review: Fred Bassett comic from the October 23rd Kansas City Star
( 23 October, 2006 )

Fulci’s Bakery
( 15 July, 2006 )

In the News # 3
( 10 May, 2006 )

In the News Again
( 2 May, 2006 )

Johnny America Recommends St. Patrick’s Day Products
( 11 March, 2006 )

Elements of Destruction
( 14 February, 2006 )

Help Around the House
( 29 December, 2005 )

Johnny America’s Holiday Gift Ideas
( 19 December, 2005 )

Acceptable Reasons that Aaron Grill Might Provide for Blowing Me Off Last Night
( 15 November, 2005 )

The Hours Before Morning
( 4 November, 2005 )

Documentary History
( 29 September, 2005 )

What’s on? Shop at Home Network
( 10 September, 2005 )

Review: Burger King Chicken Fries
( 9 September, 2005 )

Things Jonathan Holley Left in my Home after Visiting for Two Days
( 8 August, 2005 )

Dialed Calls
( 1 August, 2005 )

Truth in Advertising
( 11 July, 2005 )

In the News
( 7 June, 2005 )

What’s on? Home Shopping Network
( 30 May, 2005 )

Personal Gifts
( 6 May, 2005 )

It was Extraordinarily Human
( 11 April, 2005 )

Golden Venture
( 22 February, 2005 )

Another Perspective: Magic
( 14 January, 2005 )

The Worst Gift I Received This Year
( 29 December, 2004 )

Book Review: The Missing Rock Star Caper by R. Parker McVey
( 21 November, 2004 )

Definition: Hobosexual
( 15 September, 2004 )

To Some of the Men I Buy Coffee from in the Mornings
( 30 August, 2004 )

The Truth About Death
( 12 August, 2004 )

Comments on New York City Subway Advertising
( 12 August, 2004 )

KFC Dale, Jr. Collectible Bucket
( 28 June, 2004 )

Review: Real Life Adventures comic from the May 24th New York Post
( 24 May, 2004 )

Review: Dennis the Menace comic from the April 28th New York Post
( 29 April, 2004 )

Another Perspective: Drinking at work
( 8 March, 2004 )

Playing Hooky
( 19 February, 2004 )

Animal in Man
( 4 February, 2004 )

Conversation Overheard on #1 Subway Train, as Result of Announcement “There is Another Train Directly Behind This One,” During a Crowded Time.
( 22 January, 2004 )

Actual Transcript of my Conversation with a New Employee, on His First Day of Work
( 21 January, 2004 )

Four Additional Letters
( 30 December, 2003 )

The Day of the Candy Shower
( 11 December, 2003 )

4 Letters
( 20 November, 2003 )

Excerpt from my Novel, currently titled Skillet Blow to the Head
( 14 November, 2003 )

Last Paragraph of Unwritten Novel of the Contemporary Ironic Self-Aware Type
( 23 September, 2003 )

Some Nicknames I Have Been Called at Work, in Approximate Descending Order of Frequency
( 5 August, 2003 )

My Top 10 NYC Bars, in Approximate Ascending Order
( 9 July, 2003 )

Electronic Mailing Address

elawton@johnnyamerica.net