Non-Fiction

Popsicle Stick Joke First Drafts
by Bryan BERREY ( 17 June, 2011 )

How to Buy a House
by C.L. BLEDSOE ( 13 March, 2009 )

Things to Consider Before Waking a Sleeping Bear
by David HOLUB ( 1 February, 2009 )

The Thing About Elephants
by Ben SEGAL ( 17 November, 2008 )

In Recent News…
by Eli S. EVANS ( 13 October, 2008 )

Three Nightmares
by Hosho McCREESH ( 31 October, 2007 )

Expiration
by Jennifer CURTIS ( 17 June, 2007 )

Ingredients In Many Brand Name Toothpastes that Could Be Trendy Baby Names
by Nick OSTDICK ( 25 January, 2007 )

Johnny America Recommends: Halloween Costumes
by Emily LAWTON ( 23 October, 2006 )

Saturday Night Live
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 16 June, 2006 )

Adventures with My Roommate: MySpace Man, Part I
by Detgen WARDLE ( 11 May, 2006 )

Adventures With My Roommate: MySpace Man, Part II
by Detgen WARDLE ( 11 May, 2006 )

Adventures With My Roommate: MySpace Man, Part III
by Detgen WARDLE ( 11 May, 2006 )

Plan X
by Writer X ( 3 May, 2006 )

Johnny America Recommends St. Patrick’s Day Products
by Emily LAWTON ( 11 March, 2006 )

Toward a Sociology of the Sport Spectator: A Rare and Patented Argument (Part Three of Three)
by Eli S. EVANS ( 5 February, 2006 )

Toward a Sociology of the Sport Spectator: A Rare and Patented Argument (Part Two of Three)
by Eli S. EVANS ( 3 February, 2006 )

Toward a Sociology of the Sport Spectator: A Rare and Patented Argument (Part One of Three)
by Eli S. EVANS ( 1 February, 2006 )

I, Bomstad. (Part Two)
by Writer X ( 15 January, 2006 )

I, Bomstad. (Part One)
by Writer X ( 14 January, 2006 )

Johnny America’s Holiday Gift Ideas
by Emily LAWTON ( 19 December, 2005 )

Animals I Might Have Sex With, If I Were Trapped on an Island Without Hope Of Rescue, In Order From Least-Likely to Most
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 13 December, 2005 )

Adventures with My Roommate: Christmas
by Detgen WARDLE ( 8 December, 2005 )

Acceptable Reasons that Aaron Grill Might Provide for Blowing Me Off Last Night
by Emily LAWTON ( 15 November, 2005 )

Methods My Roommate Patrick Giroux Uses to Psychologically Torture Me
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 15 November, 2005 )

But What Are You So Afraid Of?
by Eli S. EVANS ( 1 November, 2005 )

The 7th Day
by Sara RICH ( 19 October, 2005 )

Rebound and Bound We Go
by Mike CALAHAN ( 6 September, 2005 )

Dallas Underground
by Shawn LIVENGOOD ( 1 September, 2005 )

Where The Voice Begins
by Eli S. EVANS ( 20 August, 2005 )

Things Jonathan Holley Left in my Home after Visiting for Two Days
by Emily LAWTON ( 8 August, 2005 )

Why I Hate My Roommate’s Pet Dog
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 11 March, 2005 )

Questions Writers of the S.A.T. Might Ask Themselves While Pondering the 2004 Academy Awards Acting Nominees
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 21 February, 2005 )

Thoughts while in Teddy Wicklund’s Chair of Dentistry
by Ian SPIRIDIGLIOZZI ( 14 February, 2005 )

Sassy T.’s Hygiene Corner
by Sassy T. ( 14 January, 2005 )

The Worst Gift I Received This Year
by Emily LAWTON ( 29 December, 2004 )

When I Draw Maps
by J. Tyler BLUE ( 15 November, 2004 )

Definition: Hobosexual
by Emily LAWTON ( 15 September, 2004 )

Some Beds I’ve Slept In, Part Two
by Derek GRAY ( 11 September, 2004 )

To Some of the Men I Buy Coffee from in the Mornings
by Emily LAWTON ( 30 August, 2004 )

Aaron Grill: An Abbreviated Biography
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 21 August, 2004 )

Some Beds I’ve Slept In, Part One
by Derek GRAY ( 19 August, 2004 )

Suicide Girls Burlesque Show
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 31 July, 2004 )

Ron
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 28 July, 2004 )

So You’re Playing G-Unit Again?
by Scott WILKINSON ( 26 February, 2004 )

AOL Instant Messenger Conversation: Summer Plans
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 20 February, 2004 )

Actual Transcript of my Conversation with a New Employee, on His First Day of Work
by Emily LAWTON ( 21 January, 2004 )

Packin From Age Zero
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 4 December, 2003 )

A Rigorous Analysis of The Alphabet
by Derek GRAY ( 21 October, 2003 )

Magdalena Vega
by Jonathan HOLLEY ( 7 October, 2003 )

Happy Boy Margarine
by Eliza GREEN ( 20 July, 2003 )