Hello, Kind Readers. Johnny America is a little magazine of fiction, humor, and other miscellany published sporadically by the Moon Rabbit Drinking Club & Benevolence Society. We're on temporary hiatus as we get our web site back in order, which we're working on currently (Summer 2018) and aim to get sorted by Halloween. We apologize for the inconvenience but we are extremely lazy and completely unpaid, so our sloth is likely no surprise. Please rest assured that our fifteen-ish years of archives will be returning, as well as new stories to amuse or bemuse you. We will start working on our next print issue once we get crackin' on the web again. We hope you are all doing well and drinking plenty of vinho verde; it's hot out there, at least in Kansas. – J.A.